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Sick Leave
Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work,

But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted Crazy then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker whos blonde asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb,

So, that the Boss might think I was Crazy and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,

\'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, You a re clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker the blonde followed me, the Boss asked her, and where do you think you\'re going?

She said, Im going home too. I cant work in the dark.


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