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| Moral Lesson |
A grade school teacher gave the assignment to her class that each student should think of a story and then a moral lesson learned for that story to share with the class the next day. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story, and little Amy raises
her hand.
"My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road." The teacher asks for the moral lesson of the story and Amy replies, Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."
Next little Sandy offers to tell her story, and she says, "Well my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched." The teacher asks for the moral lesson of the story and Sandy replies, "Don't count your eggs before they're hatched."
Finally it's little Andy's turn and he says, "My uncle John fought in the war, and his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a machine gun, a machete, and case of beer. On the way down he drank the case of beer."
"Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 enemy soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands."
The teacher looks in shock at Andy and asks if there is possibly any moral lesson to his story and Andy answers, "Don't mess with uncle John after he's been drinking."
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