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| Hitmen |
Two hitmen are hired to kill a town mayor. They study his daily routine from Monday to Friday and discover that each day at exactly noon he comes out on his patio, stretches for five minutes, and reenters the municipal building.
The hitmen set up a shop across the street. They get their guns ready. They sit down to wait. Noon comes, but the mayor doesn't. Ten minutes go by. No mayor. A half hour goes by. No mayor. Finally, one hitman says to the other, "Gee, I hope nothing bad happened to him!" |
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