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Drunk Driver
A cop pulls over a sports car driver who's been weaving in and out of the lanes on the freeway in Los Angeles.He goes up to the guy's window and says' "Sir, I need you to blow into this Breathalyzer tube."

"Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample, then.

"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."

"All right! Then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."

I can't do that, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."
 
   
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