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Ice Cream
Julian is sitting in the back of math class, clearly daydreaming, when the teacher calls his name for a class participation.

"Yeah, ma'am? he replies.

"Julian, if there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?

"Well...none. Because, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make the others fly off."

"No, Julian, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you think."

"Well, ma'am I've got a question for you. Three women come out of an ice - cream parlor. One is biting her ice cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"

The teacher, a little taken aback by the question, answer, "Well, uh, gee Julian, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice - cream."

"No ma'am, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger - but I like your style. I like the way you think!"



 
   
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